As social media becomes more popular, social interaction becomes less popular. 

Correlation or causation? 

Like, I'm totally introverted man. I must be progressive. Plus trying to maintain my 1.2K followers on Instagram is a full time job. 

What can I choose to discriminate against that won't make me feel like a shitty person but also give me lots of money? 

"No ghosts allowed."

"No contacts-wearers allowed." 

"No left-handed people named Leopoldo allowed."

"No one who owns a liger allowed."

"No dirty pirates allowed." 

Poor me. I'm being discriminated against for no one listening to my beliefs. Now someone go start a GoFund me. Mama needs to pay off her student loans. Sounds like if I'm REALLY hateful it's possible I could make enough to buy an island. 

"A society that allows hatred under freedom will never succeed. You can't have both."

-cool ass chick on Facebook 

Me: "Everything's on fire, half the city has no power, the phone network isn't working, and the Internet is down. It's like it's the second coming." 

My boyfriend: "Yeah ... Because the first thing Jesus is going to do when he gets here is mess with the Wi-Fi." 

I wish there was a way to get the idea across that how a mother cares for her child is not your concern and there are many different ways to accomplish the same outcome. 

But let's try this ... Did you carry this child inside of you for nine months and then push her out of your vagina? Because if so I have some medical bills you could be paying. Oh no?? Okay. Then maybe you don't know her better than I do. 

Stop shaming mothers for doing their best. 

The fact that Dolce and Gabbana are gay have nothing to do with their rude comments. You can't disguise hatred by dressing it up in a fancy suit and smart dress shoes. 

Cannnnnn you feeeeeel the loooove toonightttt *whispers softly* toonight

We live in a world where it seems like those who consistently do well don't get as much deserved attention over those who surprise you by coming out of the shadows to do well. 

Both are equally as important and neither deserve being taken advantage of.

In other words, always greet your janitor kindly whether your floors have been vacuumed or not and give Leo a damn Oscar.