People must have a lot of time on their hands with how much they worry about other people's lives. If I'm not busy worrying about my own life, then I'm either sleeping or having a glass of boxed wine while the baby takes a nap. 

Today while watching The Emperors New Groove with my daughter something Esmé said really stood out to me. 

Esmé: "Why is it my fault you don't have ... What was it again?" 

Peasant: "ummm... Food." 

Esmé: "Ha! You should have thought about that before you became peasants." 

Where have I heard this before?  

The other day I heard someone argue "going to college turns you into a democrat!" 

Now I don't like to expressly talk negatively about one party or another but if you invite me in I'm going to walk around your house. 

By saying college makes you a democrat, you are saying that HIGHER EDUCATION makes you a democrat. You know, that KNOWLEDGE stuff and exposure to other cultures and types of people. 

So it is your ignorance and lack of knowledge that makes you a Republican? No? Then maybe I'd reword your argument. 

My political science professor once used this to explain the liberal bias in the media. To become a journalist you have to go to college, and statistically those who go to college are democrat. Don't like the liberal bias? Quit putting faith in your google education and go get some knowledge. Just try to resist those nasty liberals that try to convert you while you're in college with things like logic, facts, and exposure to the world. 

As social media becomes more popular, social interaction becomes less popular. 

Correlation or causation? 

Like, I'm totally introverted man. I must be progressive. Plus trying to maintain my 1.2K followers on Instagram is a full time job. 

What can I choose to discriminate against that won't make me feel like a shitty person but also give me lots of money? 

"No ghosts allowed."

"No contacts-wearers allowed." 

"No left-handed people named Leopoldo allowed."

"No one who owns a liger allowed."

"No dirty pirates allowed." 

Poor me. I'm being discriminated against for no one listening to my beliefs. Now someone go start a GoFund me. Mama needs to pay off her student loans. Sounds like if I'm REALLY hateful it's possible I could make enough to buy an island. 

"A society that allows hatred under freedom will never succeed. You can't have both."

-cool ass chick on Facebook