Monday, March 30, 2015

Me: "Everything's on fire, half the city has no power, the phone network isn't working, and the Internet is down. It's like it's the second coming." 
My boyfriend: "Yeah ... Because the first thing Jesus is going to do when he gets here is mess with the Wi-Fi." 


Tuesday, March 17, 2015

I wish there was a way to get the idea across that how a mother cares for her child is not your concern and there are many different ways to accomplish the same outcome. 

But let's try this ... Did you carry this child inside of you for nine months and then push her out of your vagina? Because if so I have some medical bills you could be paying. Oh no?? Okay. Then maybe you don't know her better than I do. 

Stop shaming mothers for doing their best. 

Monday, March 16, 2015

The fact that Dolce and Gabbana are gay have nothing to do with their rude comments. You can't disguise hatred by dressing it up in a fancy suit and smart dress shoes. 

Cannnnnn you feeeeeel the loooove toonightttt *whispers softly* toonight


Sunday, March 15, 2015

We live in a world where it seems like those who consistently do well don't get as much deserved attention over those who surprise you by coming out of the shadows to do well. 

Both are equally as important and neither deserve being taken advantage of.

In other words, always greet your janitor kindly whether your floors have been vacuumed or not and give Leo a damn Oscar. 

Friday, March 13, 2015

You can't say "no offense but ..." and then say something offensive and expect people to be cool with that. It's not a get out of jail free card for being an ass.

You should be able to state your opinion without being offensive or adding a disclaimer to your statement .. Granted a disclaimer that doesn't actually work. 

Tuesday, March 10, 2015

It's amazing just how far some people will stretch to justify their beliefs in a way that doesn't make them sound hateful.

I am not making this up when I heard this from an old roommates friend the other day .. 

"I don't understand why they had to put a gay guy in Frozen. Like, my life is already dramatic enough. I don't need political drama in my movies!" 

If that were in the least bit true then there's more movies than just Frozen that you would assume to be inapplicable to your lifestyle. Your Marvel superhero movies are full of political drama. You're just mad people have started embracing all of humanity. 

In other news... Who was the gay guy in Frozen? If she's talking about the shop keeper with the accent fitting for the setting of the movie then oh honey ... You need to educate yourself on different cultures because that's more than just homophobia ... That's assuming everyone drives a mini-van and uses the word "like" as a modifier. Ego-centric much?

Friday, March 6, 2015

War on religion or war on your religion? 

Idaho, I'm ashamed. How dare you. You don't get to decide which gods are "false" no more than you get to decide who deserves civil rights. 

Remember the faces of those three politicians, those oh-so-noble warriors of Christianity who couldn't even be bothered to listen to a Hindu prayer. 

They are NOT the kind of people you want making decisions for a large group of diverse people. Because believe it or not Idaho IS diverse and many of us are not happy with how we are being represented. You are a joke. 

Tuesday, March 3, 2015

The fact that mankind once thought that the universe revolved around Earth goes to show just how blind we can be to the truth due to self centered arrogance. 

Kill the heretics and lock them away.