Friday, June 20, 2014

Lusting after a normal 9 to 5 so hard it's enough to make a One Direction fan look like an Irish catholic nun. 

Yeah, that's right. I watched Philomena. If I go to hell for having sex then at least I'll be in good company. Mark Twain once speculated about ending up down there so perhaps we could discuss literature in between our tortured screams of pain and regret for all our wrong doings. Plus if that means avoiding the judgmental and self righteous I wouldn't be mad about it. For the orgasms of course. It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make. 

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