Vocabulary Corner

Do you ever read the news and find yourself thinking, "what does that mean?" Well, look no further! Here we will discuss five simple vocabulary words that will help you get through those tricky news article! Let's begin! 

Obama: (n) the current and first African American president of the United States; Secret love child of communism and Islam; SATAN 

Liberal: (n) a term used to describe a democrat; a curse word that is not polite but proves you really know your stuff when used in the company of Conservatives; SATAN 

Planned Parenthood: (n) a health center meant to screen for breast cancer, teach safe sex, provide people with condoms and birth control at a discounted price, and provide medical visits at a discounted price; MURDERERS; SATAN 

Birth Control: (n) a prescription given to women to assist in family planning, control ovarian cysts, regulate menstrual cycles, control cramping and heavy flow, and regulate hormones which can benefit those with acne; A METHOD USED BY SLUTTY SLUT WOMEN TO HAVE ALL THE NASTY SEX THEY WANT; SATAN 

Guns: (n) a firearm used for hunting and self defense; NO WAY DID SHE MENTION GUNS? I BET THAT MEANS SHE WANTS TO TAKE THEM AWAY FROM US! DIRTY OBAMA LOVING LIBERAL SLUT! 

Now you can go out into the world and understand what these people are really saying. Carry on.